Sunday, July 10, 2005

It's all about ME ME ME!


Human mom has been spending entirely too much time on the phone. Therefore, I've started taking my little paw and knocking her cordless phone off the charger while she's at work. So, she comes home every day and her phone is dead. She needs to learn that all her waking hours should be spent entertaining me, not yacking on the phone. Thinking she was clever, she duct-taped the headset to the base. But I just knocked the whole thing off, damaging the answering machine. So she gave up.

In another instance of cat abuse, she's started locking me in the bedroom when she irons her clothes. I can't help it if I felt the urge to attack her nice skirt. It was dangling off the ironing board just asking to be attacked.

1 Comments:

Blogger Saidah said...

Dude,

Are you aware that I'm a CAT? And I'm much too smart to fall for a diploma mill scam. This offer smells worse than my litter box.

Sasha

12:06 PM  

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