PRESIDENTIAL DECLARATION
George Bush, President of the United States of America
White House
I, George Bush, President of the United States, do hereby declare Sasha Louise Lewis to be the official Spokescat of Halloween. Furthermore, henceforth Halloween will be called "Sashaween."
Throughout her career as a black cat, Sasha has terrorized many, both humans and dogs. Her behavior is so scary that she is the perfect choice for Halloween Spokescat, despite the fact her mother is a Democrat.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush
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