What's with this dry cereal crap?

The food has gotten really crappy around here. I'm getting the same dry cereal every day. I haven't had tuna in a week. Mom said she hasn't been able to get to the store. I reminded her that I'm a cat, not a prison inmate, and as such shouldn't be subjected to subpar cuisine.

I've been very grouchy since Nihad moved to Kansas City. He was the last catsitter I had left. Now Mom is going to have to go back to Glenn and beg him to catsit. I doubt he'll do it though considering my intolerance of other kitties. I really show my little butt over there.

Mom graduated with her M. L. S. this week. I should go to college. I'm way smarter than her.