Monday, July 24, 2006

FATTY CATTY--EXPOSED!


Mom awoke this morning to this scene.

While Mom, the Kaiser and I were happily snoozing, McTabby, unsatiated by chicken McNuggets, went dumpster diving for leftover Popeye's chicken. Note the damning evidence--mangled chicken box, half-eaten chicken breast strewn about. Thank god Mum has her new cellphone camera. Usually the Kaiser doesn't believe it when Mum tells him about his delinquent cat's criminal undertakings. And then, after she raids the garbage, she proceeds to barf all over the rug.

I had a concrete alibi, since I was in the spare room all night in time out. I had attacked McTabby earlier in the evening. Ha Kaiser! Guess your sweet, innocent little tabby isn't so sweet after all.

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