Oh humans....

I know ya'll don't have fur, but is this how you make up for it? You go outside looking worse than my litterbox?

I've been looking at human celebrity fashion lately, and I just don't get it. I mean, I know humans are dumb, but even my Mom has the sense to not wear white socks with flip-flops.

If I saw this guy on the street, I would bite him immediately.

Speaking of socks, that rumor about me liking to roll around in Nihad's pile of dirty socks is blatantly false!