Evette: The E True Hollywood Story

Uncle Glenn recently decided to haul Evette into the MRC to do professional portraits of her. Little did he know she would turn into a diva of epic proportions. I have a taped conversation in fact, where Uncle Glenn tells Mom that his sweet little kitty went completely FERAL. He said she was hissing and growling like a rabid animal. He gave her kitty treats and she gnashed her teeth, growled and hissed while she was eating them, like some crazy lion on the wild, slashing a gazelle to death. Apparently she scared the hell out of his assistant.

I told you Uncle Glenn's kitties weren't all sweet and loving! Nyah Nyah!