Uncle Glenn is a brown-noser!!
I was MOST disheartened to hear through the kitty grapevine that Uncle Glenn and his so-called adorable, sweet little kitties will be featured on the Wichita Cat Hospital's website. Did I get a call? Or so much as even an acknowledgement? Oh hell no.
But gather round little kittens. Uncle Glenn, Maurice and Evette have a dirty little secret. You see, Maurice and Evette aren't sweet all the time. Sure, they purr a lot, and sit around listening to Donovan, basking in sweetness and light. But, sometimes there's trouble in paradise. Sometimes Uncle Glenn calls up Mom and is absolutely EXASPERATED with Maurice and Evette's sibling rivalry and bickering. Sometimes they actually have CATFIGHTS. In fact, I have secret tapes of the three of them HISSING and fighting like three rabid hyenas.
Perhaps if they send me several cans of Chicken of the Sea tuna, I won't mail said tapes to the Cat Hospital and the Wichita Eagle.
Hissy hiss,
Sasha
But gather round little kittens. Uncle Glenn, Maurice and Evette have a dirty little secret. You see, Maurice and Evette aren't sweet all the time. Sure, they purr a lot, and sit around listening to Donovan, basking in sweetness and light. But, sometimes there's trouble in paradise. Sometimes Uncle Glenn calls up Mom and is absolutely EXASPERATED with Maurice and Evette's sibling rivalry and bickering. Sometimes they actually have CATFIGHTS. In fact, I have secret tapes of the three of them HISSING and fighting like three rabid hyenas.
Perhaps if they send me several cans of Chicken of the Sea tuna, I won't mail said tapes to the Cat Hospital and the Wichita Eagle.
Hissy hiss,
Sasha
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