Sasha 3, Human Mom 0

For reasons known only to my furry little brain, I've declared jihad on Mom's cordless phones. It started about a month ago. She came home to find both her phones off the hook, and dead. She thought she was going crazy hehe, and had forgottten to put them back on the charger. Well, the next day, she comes home from work to the same thing. And again, and again.

The other night at 2:00 a.m., she awakened to a mysterious beeping. At first she couldn't locate the source, but then she peeked over the bed to see that I had knocked the headset off the charger, and was pushing one of the buttons, because I love to wake mom up with repetitive beeping noises. "Sasha dammit!" she yelled. BEEP! I kept pushing the button with my little paw. BEEP BEEP BEEP!

She ran me out of the bedroom finally and went to sleep. The next morning, she duct-taped her phones to the chargers. As if that would thwart me! She came home yesterday to find I had just knocked the entire phone systems off the table. Her answering machine is kind of not working too well now.

Meanwhile, when she comes home from work, I'm being disarmingly sweet and cuddly. I'm saving up for Sashaween. I have lots of things planned muwhahahahahaha.